… or how I’m about to make $30bn.

How much is Facebook worth? I suppose it depends on who’s buying? The CIA get their info for free … mortals like you and me, but not like Chuck Norris, probably couldn’t afford it, and if we could, what would we do with it?

Facebook is apparently valued at around $10bn. That’s an awful lot of green.

So, never one to miss a trick, Eurojism has registered the following domains:

www.clungebook.com
www.mingebook.com
www.flangebook.com

… and is on the way to making a sweet $30bn. If you’re interested, send an email to eurojism AT gmail DOT com and we’ll start negotiations

EXCLUSIVE from eurojism, via our virtual assistant in Mumbai:

A woman is like a Kentucky Fried Chicken. It has legs, breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.

The European Union is a better place for Indian jokes. Official.