Thursday 28 February 2008 @ 12:50 pm

My Hemorrhoid, by B. McCluskey, aged 27.34

Oh! Little Mountain of misery!
Bleeding bumhole of desolation!
Grape-size lump of fleshy indignation!
Lead me not to the proctologist!

Oh! Little Mound of fleshy Fire!
Scratchy, oozing, digestive mistake!
Veiny flap of ricey discomfort!
Lead me not to the Barium Enema!

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