When you’re wetting your whistle at the Dog and Duck and it’s time to come up with some entertainment to distract you from Kevin, who’s getting frisky with the fruit machine, it’s time to become QUIZMASTER!

This week’s questions have come from the Tuesday night QUIZTACULAR Old Soak in Sopworth!

Part 1 - Television

Q. In Eastenders, what is the name of the woman with the big hair?
A. Pat, or Peggy. Dawn? Jennifer.

Q. What is the Question of Sport?
A. Whether there is ethical doping. Or who won the cup?

Q. In the famous television drama cum sitcom “Gavin and Stacey”, what are the names of the two protagonists?
A. What is a protagonist?

Q. Name one television miniseries that is based on classical literature.
A. (Answers may be any of the following: Flying Doctors, All Creatures Great and Small, Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em or Spooks.)

Q. Blue Peter is the name of a popular children’s television show?
A. Correct.

Part 2 - General Knowledge

Q. Tony Blair’s coat is made of a) mohair, b) camels or c) cashmere?
A. Answer: c) cashmere, but he rarely wears it now because he lives in a hot country.

Q. What temperature does water boil at?
A. Boiling.

Q. If I have six sweets, and Judy takes three, what am I left with?
A. A violent urge to kick Judy in the crotch.

Q. The Pyramids of Egypt were built by who?
A. Somebody with more money than sense.

Q. When was slavery abolished in the UK?
A. Ask my wife.

Part 3 - Music

Q. What is the surname of Morrissey?
A. Morriss.

Q. Who had three number one hits in 1976?
A. Red Rum.

Q. True or False?
A. Sting and the Police.

Q. Which popular brand of Shampoo is big in Japan?
A. Because they didn’t make much of an impression in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, or Eire.

Q. “Grandad, grandad, you’re lovely” … what is the next line?
A. “Grandad, grandad, you’re lovely …. you’re lovely … you’re … I know this one … no … it’s gone.”

That’s all for this week! Be sure to check back next Wednesday for more pub quizzezz!

Tarrataa for now!