Morena has come up with a great tune called “Vodka”.

It will be showcased at the Eurovision song contest this weekend and it’s getting my vote. Many thanks to recalcitrant and lazy fellow Brussels blogger Kim Bah Lee for the tip.

It’s a thing of beauty. It took three men and two months to come up with the lyrics, apart from the “hey hey hey hey hey” bits. Those took a bit longer

Malta have general elections this week.

There may be a new president. To be president of Malta is a prestigious appointment. In British terms this is a bit like being elected head of the Parents and Teachers Association of a large school in Manchester.

He will have four men to carry him from one side of the island to another. He will have somebody to clean his shoes and iron his shirts. His mother.

I would like to be the president of Malta.