UPDATE!! Due to popular demand, the winner may choose to substitute 50 euros for 75 USD!! Or a signed photograph of yours sincerely …

Do you need money? Are you embarrassed by the holes in your shoes? Looking to become financially independent? Your luck may be about to change!

eurojism is giving away 50 EUROS (IN AN ENVELOPE!!!) BY POST to ONE LUCKY WINNER!!!

To be eligible to win the prize all you need to do is leave a comment to this post letting me know how poor you are and how much you deserve to win 50 WHOLE EUROS (IN AN ENVELOPE!!!) BY POST.

Rules:

1. Only one entry per person. Anonymous entries will be accepted.
2. No plagiarism. A team from Utrecht University will be scanning all entries through their patent-pending “NoCheat© StopCheat©” software.
3. The prize is 50 euros. It will be put in an envelope and posted anywhere in the world. The envelope and postage remain the property of eurojism.
4. The prize is not transferable for art, other currency, travellers cheques, dogwalking services or gold. Its redemption value is 0.00025 euro cents
5. Don’t leave your address. Winners will be contacted for contact details.
6. The competition ends in 10 days (15 March 2007 at 14h00 CET).

Don’t delay! Get winning your FIFTY EUROS today!! Or anytime in the next nine and a half days!!!